
Mike Brown and Kobe Bryant Hash it Out
Mike Brown and Kobe are walking towards each other in a large gym. Brown speaks.
Mike Brown: So uh... Kobe, I know there's been talk about us having troubles in the paper. Idle speculation, of course, but considering we're more or less both on long-term contracts, I thought we'd hash it out right now.
Kobe Bryant (shaking hands): You know, you're right. You guys really had our number in those last few years with the Cavs, and a lot of the credit goes to you. You honestly outcoached Phil Jax, and you brought the Cavs at least as far as Phil Jackson brought the Lakers for a few years, arguably with less talent. I think most of the problem with you was LeBron, not vice versa. I want to work with you, not against you.
MB: The same for you. Kobe, your moves are as sophisticated as any offensive player. I know you aren't as physically capable as in your peak, but you're still a top 10 offensive player. And I may be a stodgy defensive coach from way down south --
KB: Wait, Coach, didn't you grow up in Germany?
MB: ... -- but that still means something where I'm from. Offense matters. You matter. We all know that.
KB: ... okay. Uh. Well, this conversation is going pretty well, I think. It's clear that we respect one another's abilities and the winning mentality each of us brings to the table.
MB (brings two swords from behind back): Good. I think we're ready to hash things out, then. Continue reading →